One-Liner Wednesday — Pissing Contest

E11DB8B6-1B84-40CB-92A9-B6586956DAE5“Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”

Donald J. Trump from his Twitter account

Yesterday, after I posted this screed about yet another delusional, self-serving tweet from Donald Trump, I decided that enough was enough and that I was going to stop posting on my blog about the moron in the Oval Office.

But you know what they say about best laid plans and good intentions, right?

I recall how shocked most of us were during the 2016 presidential primaries when Florida senator Marco Rubio suggested that Trump had small hands for his height. “And you know what they say about guys with small hands,” Rubio said with a smile, prompting stunned laughter from the crowd.

Hmm, Marco, what do they say about men with small hands?

Trump responded to Rubio’s assertion during a televised debate of the GOP candidates, “And he referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee it.”

Yikes! Candidates for the office of President of the United States making obvious allusions to penis size.

Now that Donald Trump is president, he’s upped his Freudian game about penis size comparisons with this tweet late yesterday afternoon from our Commander-in-Chief.
img_0369Trump’s tweet that his “nuclear button” is “much bigger & more powerful” than Kim Jong-un’s would be funny if these were two adolescent kids having a pissing contest behind the high school gymnasium.

But these are two world leaders, each of whom has at his fingertips the firepower to kill millions of people.

So when I heard about Trump’s latest tweet, I couldn’t stop myself from writing this post and wondering when action will be taken to remove this clearly unstable lunatic from office before his fragile male ego destroys the planet.

My best laid plans to stop posting about Donald Trump have gone awry.


Written for this week’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt from Linda G. Hill.

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12 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday — Pissing Contest

  1. thebackyardpoet January 3, 2018 / 3:53 am

    I agree, I too have tried to leave him alone. But it’s like he’s begging us to ridicule him. Yet still, there are so many people walking behind him saying, “If people would just leave him alone then..
    Sometimes I wonder if the two call each other at night and plan out what stupid shit they are going to do next.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango January 3, 2018 / 6:39 am

      I know that Trump is the most dangerous president in American history.

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Frank Hubeny January 3, 2018 / 6:06 am

    Since I don’t follow Trump on twitter, nor read tweets in general, I miss most of these.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Fandango January 3, 2018 / 6:42 am

      I don’t follow him on Twitter, either, and I am not on Twitter. But I do read the newspaper and watch the news and read my iPhone’s news feed. It’s hard to miss.

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      • Frank Hubeny January 3, 2018 / 7:31 am

        No newspaper for me either nor news feeds. I do read email and some of reality filters through. When the end comes I won’t have time to realize I should have kissed my *** goodbye lone ago.

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        • Fandango January 3, 2018 / 9:22 am

          Being mostly off grid has its advantages.

          Like

  3. Marilyn Armstrong January 3, 2018 / 5:54 pm

    Right. An international nuclear pissing contest. I lived this long to see THAT. Oh how cruel is fate.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango January 3, 2018 / 6:15 pm

      Like you, I never thought I’d live to witness the fall of the American Democracy. I hope it’s still not too late to save it.

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Sight11 January 3, 2018 / 10:50 pm

    I wonder if he actually thinks before tweeting. He should at least do that, considering he is holding the most powerful portfolio in the world?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango January 4, 2018 / 12:11 pm

      He should, but I think he just reacts emotionally, like a teenager.

      Liked by 1 person

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