Walt walked into the office after lunch and immediately noticed the two floral arrangements sitting on his coworker’s desk.
“Who sent you flowers?” Walt asked Anna.
“Aren’t they beautiful,” Anna replied, blushing.
“Yeah, lovely,” Walt said sarcastically. “Who sent them to you?”
“My date from last night.”
Walt and Anna had been dating for a few months until Anna had to break it off due to Walt’s possessiveness and unbridled jealousy.
“Yeah? Did you have to give him a blow job to get those?” Walt asked Anna.
“Asshole!” Anna snapped.
“Whore!” Walt snapped back.
“You’re both fired!” snapped their boss.
Written for this week’s Friday Fictioneers challenge from Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.